abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

y’all both need jesus

abomasnow:

i-would-bang-voldemort:

abomasnow:

i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me

oh lord, please save this person

okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here

y’all both need jesus


143544N   ·   10th   Jul   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


girlwhowasonfire:


deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery


260699N   ·   10th   Jun   ·  via/source   ·  reblog



37834N   ·   10th   Jun   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


"They’re like, 12"


The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

593138N   ·   10th   Jun   ·  via   ·  reblog


chubbinafatzarelli:

character development


112274N   ·   10th   Jun   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


ruinedchildhood:

thejsimmons:

ruinedchildhood:

The cops never bothered me anyway.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BUILT A FUCKING SNOWMAN

image


185250N   ·   10th   Jun   ·  via/source   ·  reblog


tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “My Fetish???

Reblog if your fetish is getting a follow from me. Might happen.


14487N   ·   10th   Jun   ·  via   ·  reblog


GRAPHIC BATTLE » Emma Swan Appreciation
(argentsemma vs reginaoflocksley)


1723N   ·   13th   May   ·  via/source   ·  reblog
emma swan   bb   ouat   fillet the queue   


pmellarks:

Of course not.




c-parks:

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

c-parks:

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone


339735N   ·   13th   May   ·  via/source   ·  reblog