i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me
oh lord, please save this person
okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here
y’all both need jesus
Found a better use for the wine glasses
That’s a martini glass
I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
The cops never bothered me anyway.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BUILT A FUCKING SNOWMAN
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